Conversations with a seven year old

Riley: I think I want to live alone 

Mommy: You never want to get married ? Why not ? 

Riley: Because it's boring 

Mommy: Boring ? Is that what it seems like it 

Riley: It's like sitting in a Dr's office for a long time 

It's just boring.

.....later that day

Riley: Why do you have to share a counter with daddy 

Mommy: Because we're married.
Is that why you don't want to get married because you have to share

Riley: Yeah 

Mommy: Do daddy's feet stink ?

Riley: {Smells feet} They smell like a vacuum cleaner with rotten eggs in it.

Mommy: Did your grandma call us or did you call her?

Riley: I don't know I'm not an expert in phones 

Daddy:Help me with this creed

::Reads the fiddlers green:: 
 

Mommy: This is a little depressing 

Daddy: Not for a soldier

Riley: I didn't understand one bit 

Conversations with a seven year old

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Mommy: Why are you watching the news?

Riley: Cause I like the news

Mommy: Why?

Riley: Cause I like to know what's going on

Mommy: Papa loved to watch CNN

Riley: I like Fox news.

Riley: What song is this?

Mommy: It's Sam Smith....I don't remember the name of it though.

Riley: Just turn on Siri and say love songs...cause it's a love song. 

Conversations with a seven year old

 

{Daddy on the phone talking to his soldiers}

Daddy every time you talk to your mates you sound so low and serious

{watching sister act 2} 

Is this in the olden times?

What's the olden times 

1982

...... No it's in the 90's

Daddy tucked me in at the wrong time. So me and Claire {doll} watched the sunset.

Riley: How much farther is it?

Daddy: Like 20 more miles

Riley: 20 aisles!!!

Mommy: We can go to the library and check it {how to spell a word} out in the dictionary.

Riley: What's a dictionary?

Mommy: A big book with all the words in the english language. It tells you what the word means and how to spell it.

Riley: Isn't that on the computer?

Mommy: HAHA This is what we used before the internet Riley. 

 

Conversations with a seven year old

Riley: What if we called Daddy "Dumbledore"? My new name is Hermione.

Mommy: Can you push on my back?

:::Riley pushes:::

Riley: Uhhh Can we play Restaurant because this is awkward.

{Riley riding her bike, turns off of sidewalk and into the street}

Riley: My bike NEARLY killed me!! It kept riding into the street.

{Mommy Smacks Riley's butt}

Mommy: I made that butt I can smack it if I want to.

Riley: No God did.

{Riley waiting for Mommy to help her on her bike}

Mommy: Are you snapping your fingers at me?!

Riley: No ...it's my signal for helping.

Conversations with a seven year old

Riley: Nobody is the best singer.

Mommy: What about me?

Riley: Nobody's perfect

{Shopping with Mommy }

If you can't find what you're looking for just give it up and let's go get the water bottles.

{Watching Hollywood Game Night}

Riley: This is so easy

Mommy: I don't hear you answering.

Riley: I'm keeping it in my mind.


Riley: I kept walking into his room with my eyes closed.

Mommy: At least you know you're path in the dark

Riley: I'm a cat in the dark ?

Mommy: No your path in the dark. Why would you be a cat in the dark?

Riley: Cause cats can see in the dark. I'm a cat in the dark and I can scratch good too!
{Scratches Mommy}

Mommy: Ow! 

Riley: Mommy you smell good

Mommy: Thank you what do I smell like?

Riley: Goodness!

{After playdate}

Mommy: I just want to point out that you had two friends here with no problems.

Riley: That was God using his magic.


Riley: Mommy I believe in Santa now. We need an elf on the shelf so Santa can see me and know that I'm good.